| Date: | 2011-10-01 00:33 |
| Subject: | 002 |
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Somebody should tell the mousy girl I live with to STOP SLEEPING THROUGH CAKE TIME!
It's rude, and she should know better. The frosting doesn't taste the same when I am forced to indulge in it on my own. Do you hear...or read me? I'm quite sure you can hear me, actually. I'm saying this aloud as I write it. DO YOU HEAR ME!?
Oh, we and we need a new umbrella.
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| Date: | 2011-09-24 14:02 |
| Subject: | 001 |
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Riddle me this, I ask you and that, where the hell can I find a good bat?
I should not ask this in such a public show
But, to be quite honest, I'll go with the flow.
No. Seriously. I need a bat, and stat at that! There are wild wonder beasts tearing up the floors of my apartment, knocking and knocking and knocking until I cannot take the knocking anymore! The spoons are riled and the forks are revolting!
An exterminator would do, but there seems no such in town. I've called the Piper, but Peter does not answer.
Oh. How is everyone this fine day? The gloom looks absolutely wonderful this time of year, wouldn't you agree?
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| Date: | 2010-01-06 01:24 |
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( Well, that's not very civil. )
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